I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
The bastard children of King Zeus and Leto. When Queen Hera heard of Leto’s pregnancy she had Leto hunted down, forcing her to give birth in hiding. At court they’re often referred to as The Golden Twins. Behind their backs they’ve been dubbed The Golden Bastards, although no one would dare to say such a thing to either of their faces. Their personal sigil depicts a golden bow on a black field.
PSA for everyone writing term research papers right now
Mendeley is the greatest program ever
I want to weep with joy every time I use it
Just click a button when you pull up an article and it will automatically save it to your library
And cite it for you
And you can use it on your mobile devices
And it’s free
Just download it and you won’t have so many urges to kill everyone in sight while writing a research paper
if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am
DELETED SCENE: Dougal breaks the news to Jamie that he has to marry Claire
Anyone have a spare dagger? I don’t think I have quite enough…
Preasoiaf meme: 4 preasoiaf versions of asoiaf characters [3/4] → Lysa Tully
We love making book lists. (Obviously.) But we especially love when we get to make lists for a) incredible books, and b) incredible books by incredible authors who’ll be here on July 26 for our YA Author Fest!
12 Authors. 1 Day. Meet and greets, book signings, and discussions between authors and readers: it’s going to be a great day for fans of YA literature!
We’ve rounded up all of our reading suggestions for each author’s books, so if said fans are looking for stellar reads this summer - well, there’s a lot here, so it might take you through fall, too! - look no further.
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
this is so cute tho
"I will break you."
jamie: i mean
jamie: there isn't really ANYONE exactly
jamie: definitely not someone in the vicinity
jamie: definitely not someone sitting right beside me
jamie: i just wanna help you out pal to pal